Nine Wonderful Words About Words from 25 things you had no idea there were words for
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
Student: I have an anxiety disorder and can't do my speech in front of the class.
Teacher: Everybody gets nervous. Get up there.
When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic
- Push off a cliff
- Frick frack
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr
Someone do this