LISTEN UP YA'LLapApPpaAq

Ok so my best friend wrote this AMAZING book and it just came out on Amazon and if you love me you should go buy it. It only 12 bucks so there’s literally no reason not to. I read a chunk of it before it was published (my copy’s being shipped as we speak) and it’s so good, so do yourself a favor and BUY ALL THE COPIES. Ok thanks this has been a PSA I’m out.


sebstans:

"After a while, all the visits with nutritionists and 4 a.m gym workouts just put you on autopilot. I had to train in krav maga, this fighting style where you learn how to do things like kill an opponent with an espresso cup. But when you see the payoff onscreen , it’s totally worth it.”

sebstans:

"After a while, all the visits with nutritionists and 4 a.m gym workouts just put you on autopilot. I had to train in krav maga, this fighting style where you learn how to do things like kill an opponent with an espresso cup. But when you see the payoff onscreen , it’s totally worth it.”

(Source: sebstans)


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queefyburger:

in need of hickeys and chinese food


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murphels:

Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.

Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.


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realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

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artdumpling:

shots fired

artdumpling:

shots fired

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100,413 notes | Reblog | 4 months ago

The game. It’s from may 1941. I know, ‘cause I was there. Now, I’m going to ask you again. Where am I?

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golcate:

epic-vines:

When people fish for compliments
Vine by: Logan Paul

this deserves an oscar

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helenasund:

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life


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bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

image


395,225 notes | Reblog | 4 months ago

John Krasinski wrote what’s inside the card at some point prior to us shooting the scene for A.A.R.M. and it is a private message to his co-star and dear friend, Jenna Fischer. They are the only ones who knows what it says. She read it for the first time when he gave it to her in the first take we shot and I can tell you that judging from her emotional response, it’s really something special.

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doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

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note-a-bear:

bloop

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