YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
Tina: It’s a constant fight for attention. Constant fight.
gosh mom I don’t work out to be “cute” and “petite” I work out to have legs that are strong enough to crush the souls of 10,000 men
that´s the spirit
Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins
Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down