murphels:

Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.

Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.


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realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

(Source: makepieswakethedead)


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artdumpling:

shots fired

artdumpling:

shots fired

(Source: ninjaninapl)


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The game. It’s from may 1941. I know, ‘cause I was there. Now, I’m going to ask you again. Where am I?

(Source: mjolnr)


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golcate:

epic-vines:

When people fish for compliments
Vine by: Logan Paul

this deserves an oscar


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helenasund:

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life


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bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

(Source: yay--stefon)


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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

image


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John Krasinski wrote what’s inside the card at some point prior to us shooting the scene for A.A.R.M. and it is a private message to his co-star and dear friend, Jenna Fischer. They are the only ones who knows what it says. She read it for the first time when he gave it to her in the first take we shot and I can tell you that judging from her emotional response, it’s really something special.

(Source: fancynewbeesly)


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doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco)


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note-a-bear:

bloop

(Source: anieliza)


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officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself


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morgrana:

"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"

image


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justwanttobefound:

can you just imagine waking up to that though? I mean life goals.

(Source: ultraeuphoria69)


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grapewallofchina:

i went to a gay bar last night and they had an entire menu dedicated to tater tots why do some straight people even think they’re superior to the gays they’re not even close


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